Brian Greene is a writer & producer who began his career at MTV’s TRL and currently works at BET. At that first job, he had the honor of having Beyonce personally request his firing for something she made up for no reason. He was not fired, and that’s how he defeated Queen Bey and stole all her powers.
Brian also worked for an absurd internet show called Zootoo News, which was described by the producer as “like weekend update, but only about animals.” That job is where he met Kevin, and since then his job recommendations are almost the only thing to keep Kevin above the poverty line.
Brian attended Penn, making him the second Ivy Leaguer to guest on College Stories. He loves the Dolphins and the Yankees.
Here’s college Brian:
Here’s Brian now, in an icy cave:
And here’s Brian’s mortal enemy, Beyonce: