Patrick Monahan is a comedian who is one of the absolute best follows on Twitter. He’s got that blue checkmark, son! Check him out @pattymo and enjoy. Patrick is NOT the guy from Train (of the same name), but he IS the guy who helped popularize the “Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer” online, a Georgetown grad and lawyer, and he is able to break down a terrible college comedian’s bit about Donald Duck getting a blowjob with truly impressive, next-level logic.
He talks about what led him into law school, being a late bloomer who still looked like a child in college, and freshman year crushes in the days before texting (and the days of AOL IM). We marvel at the first friends you meet in college (who are total goons), and how you even go about making new friends. He also tells us about his first real drunk night, which involved warm Bacardi 151, and a run-in with the sink.