“Weezer Stole My Girlfriend!” – Josiah Madigan, Harvard Freshman, 1997. What happens when an actual rockstar (Rivers Cuomo) steals your girlfriend? If you’re Josiah, you start a one-man Weezer boycott, post-Pinkerton, knocking the band down from a level they would never regain.
Elizabeth’s breakup involves a full weekend in Vegas, and making her ex-boyfriend hang out at a bar based on Star Trek and, from what we’re told, “Space Jews.” Between Josiah and Elizabeth, we have two hall-of-fame breakup stories.
And Jon is very drunk. Enjoy!
This episode is brought to you by modeldick.com, and Elizabeth’s breakup is brought to you by Las Vegas’ Excalibur hotel.
Josiah has featured on Going Deep With David Rees, and on NPR’s Ask Me Another. Find him on Twitter @josiah10000