“Sh*ts his pants!” “Kind of a sad guy!” “Astronaut?” Comedian Robert Dean accidentally ended up in the hell of “substance free housing” at Fairfield U., and had to go off campus to put the “beer before liquor” rule to the test – which ended in the creative use of a backpack. Does it involve barfing? Maybe.
Rob rooms with a guy who thinks he’s 80, gets diagnosed with a (non-fatal) disease, talks Beirut/beer pong, and why the intro to “Sweet Child of Mine” intro still gives him PTSD style flashbacks.
Elizabeth details her dream job which IS in space, and Kevin talks being wrongly diagnosed with a debilitating disease by the college health center…when it turns out he was just drunk.
Follow Robert on Twitter @robertdean and check out his stand up schedule and more at robertdeandotcom.com!
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